Common Sense

The pornstar that almost cost me my job, but who I would pick over answering the sports phone any day (I love you Eva Angelina, and I have the t-shirt to prove it), won an AVN award this weekend. To the uninitiated, that’s the porn equivalent of the Oscars.
She actually won best actress […]

Slate seems to be taking the approach that sex sells because they have several stories today about sex.
Probably the creepiest is William Saletan discussing lowering the age of consent. He breaks consent down between three distinct areas: biological readiness which is around 12, age of cognitive readiness which is around 16 and age of emotional […]

I’ve been wrapped up in work at the Trib. It is football season after all. That means I work 5-6 days a week, daytime on Mondays and that my sleep cycle is thoroughly wrecked. I haven’t gotten a decent 7 hours of straight sleep in forever.
And I’m practically living off of take-out Chinese food and […]

Apparently, the chick from High School Musical (hold on, let me look up her name) Vanessa Hudgens has some totally, not anywhere near safe for work, full-frontal nudity pictures floating around on the Internet.
I agree with the dude from The Superficial, her rep is an idiot for even confirming that it really is her. In […]

NBC has canceled its post-jail interview with Paris Hilton.
NBC has canceled their $1 million interview with Paris Hilton, most likely from the pressure of the entire world calling them ass clowns. No official reason was given, but NBC is backtracking and saying they never sealed the deal on the interview to begin with, so there […]

I’ve become such a regular at Two Minnies, the strip club, that me, a waitress and two of the dancers are supposed to go play pool at Cricket’s Sunday night. Lexi seemed like she would want to back out because “I’m don’t know how to play pool.” But Autumn and Tracey will go, so long […]

(Ed. note: Joe Weather advises me that this was edited after the fact with animal porn. In my own fantasy world where I  run the control room, I would have gone to YouTube and looked for videos of guys collecting elephant semen… wait, I already did that. Maybe I can get a job working for […]

Not safe for work, so read after the jump.
EVA ANGELINA’s Striptastic Shows Set for This Weekend!

EVA ANGELINA’s Striptastic Shows Set for This Weekend!

For Immediate Release: May 16th, 2007

(Hollywood, CA) Current Genesis Magazine cover girl, Eva Angelina headlines the Blue Zebra in North Hollywood, this weekend!
Adult Entertainment Superstar Eva Angelina is back in the L.A. area […]

So all the info is going after the fold. If you’re not interested in a porn release, skip this post.

The long awaited, most anticipated JACKtheZIPPER film of all time is finally here!! What happens when the most notorious girls on the internet, meet the most dangerous director in XXX?? Pure Sexual Mayhem!!
Check with your local […]

But then I remembered that I’m a sadistic, evil jerk who likes it when people suffer. The Superficial has some grainy photos of Lohan snorting cocaine and huge giant quote which reads, in part:
One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped […]