Common Sense

At least that’s what she told Larry King on last night’s live interview.
HILTON: I have been on medication since I was a child. I have ADD. So I take medication for that.
KING: That’s the only thing you deal with, attention deficit Disorder?
HILTON: Yes.
KING: Have you ever been addicted to […]

I used to root for this guy way back in junior high when me and my cousin Dave were WCW fanatics. We were total nuts for Sting and Rowdy Roddy Piper. We even had a sleepover to watch a Pay-Per-View special one Christmas in 8th Grade.
ATLANTA - Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife and […]

NBC has canceled its post-jail interview with Paris Hilton.
NBC has canceled their $1 million interview with Paris Hilton, most likely from the pressure of the entire world calling them ass clowns. No official reason was given, but NBC is backtracking and saying they never sealed the deal on the interview to begin with, so there […]

Apparently, NBC is going to pay Paris Hilton $1 million for her first after-jail interview.
Let me say that again. They are going to pay a billionaire hotel heiress $1 million to talk about her 23 days in jail. I don’t want to scare anyone, but I’m starting to understand why people just flip out, get […]

Apparently he has left the GOP and switched his registration to “unaffiliated.”
NEW YORK - New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg on Tuesday switched his party status from Republican to unaffiliated, a stunning move certain to be seen as a prelude to an independent presidential bid that would upend the 2008 race.
The billionaire former CEO, who was […]

Apparently, people who want to vacation in the Western Hemisphere have found a backlog of passports being issued and vacations have been ruined.
The demand soared at the beginning of the year, as travelers sought to comply with a new rule requiring passports for all U.S. citizens flying within the Western Hemisphere.
And that demand has created […]

Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail! A judge actually ordered her to go back to the place she checked out of after 5 days to serve her original term of 45 days, minus the 5 she’s already done.
Just look at that picture. I just want to lick her tears. I bet they taste […]

Paris Hilton is no longer in prison. She was in danger of having a nervous breakdown, according to her psychiatrist, so they let her go home.
Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We’re told after Sophy’s visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton’s mental state was fragile […]

The English pioneer of medicine Thomas Sydenham once said of opium:
“Among the remedies which it has pleased Almighty God to give to man to relieve his sufferings, none is so universal and so efficacious as opium.”

Truly I believe him, and I believe Galen when he spoke of its effectiveness.
But I also believe that God […]

I’ve had this post about Chubs dying up top for nearly a week and its gotta be bumming some of you out. How about we put up the shot of Paris Hilton after getting booked?
And this link to Sarah Silverman ragging on Paris at the MTV Movie Awards. It’s just like a full minute of […]