Common Sense

I’m reminded that Sailor Moon had never actually seen any of the Rambo movies until Space Monkey and I showed parts 1 and 2 to him. Of course, badass action and using a bow to blow shit up was very appealing to him. That’s what we call a “weekend” at Sailor Moon’s house.
But I wasn’t […]

The pornstar that almost cost me my job, but who I would pick over answering the sports phone any day (I love you Eva Angelina, and I have the t-shirt to prove it), won an AVN award this weekend. To the uninitiated, that’s the porn equivalent of the Oscars.
She actually won best actress […]

My penchant for self-destructive behaviour has led to the demise of Cinema Toast with Nate. Oh, don’t be sad. I brought it on my self.
It all started last night (wavy dream sequence with thematic music) I got a bulletin from on of my Top 4 Myspace friends, Eva Angelina, that she was a finalist for […]

I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that after much lobbying, cajoling, pleading and selling… I’ve finally gotten a blog from the Trib. In the next week, I’ll be starting it up, moving my Movie Blog archives over to it and writing my own little niche film blog where I […]

All the guys at CHUD took the time to bad-mouth, trash-talk and generally snub (and that’s putting it kindly) Rob Zombie’s version of Halloween.
This is in stark contrast to my review, which was generally glowing with praise. All the things they hated, were things I found great. It seems like their critique is that Zombie […]

I’m referring, of course, to Halloween. Christmas is nice and all, but you have to admit, Halloween is a more fun holiday. There is dressing up, a lot of fun ghost stories, the weather is usually great, candy and, if you go to the right Halloween party, a very good chance of getting laid. Nothing […]

My was a mix of some really good stuff followed by a really bad day today.
Saturday, Space Monkey went to see Rob Zombie’s re-invisioning of Halloween. We were surprised at how far hot chicks in movies titled Halloween have come in the past 30 years. I’ll do a review in the next couple of days, […]

Not being the techno-geek that I should be to really speak about this problem, I can only tell you it has given me a headache.
I don’t know which one I’m going to have to fork over the dough to buy in the future so that I can watch movies on my HDTV. It seems to […]

Space Monkey and I traveled all the way to the Bob Bullock Museum of Texas to watch the new Harry Potter movie. We must be dedicated, well, at least as dedicated as you can be without ever having read any of the books.
Believe me, it was worth the extra price of the tickets and the […]

I splurged and bought 2 tickets to see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix at the IMAX in 3-D for Saturday night. It’ll be me and Space Monkey painting Austin some paisley color for the night. It’s been far too long since we just went down and had some fun.