Common Sense

I used to be all against Rob Zombie doing a “reinvisioning” of the classic John Carpenter flick Halloween. Remakes and sequelitis just make for some bad movies. Just look at Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Only Nail Gun Massacre and S.I.C.K. come to mind as worse movies.
But the Myspace page and the […]

But then I remembered that I’m a sadistic, evil jerk who likes it when people suffer. The Superficial has some grainy photos of Lohan snorting cocaine and huge giant quote which reads, in part:
One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped […]

This blog is for nothing if not for enlightening the public:

For Immediate Release: March 8th, 2007
(Hollywood, CA) Electrifying Adult Entertainment Superstar Eva Angelina gets down n’ dirty on VividLive.com!
The sexy is just abundant on this stunning beauty! Eva Angelina is one of the most highly in-demand performers in XXX due to her high energy […]

It seems, dear friends that we are going to have to wait even longer for the freaky-ass Kim “I like getting peed on by Ray J” Kardishian sex tape.
TMZ has learned that the porno company that owns Kim Kardashian and Ray-J’s controversial sex tape has agreed to halt distribution of the video … for now.

Vivid […]

Right of Texas informs me that he’s hosting a radio show tomorrow at 6:30 p.m. What is it with everybody and their radio shows. Vincent, you should keep holding out for your own television show, like me.

Today is Mardi Gras, but I’m stuck at work. Answering the phone. Reading about Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Wait, there’s a sex tape with her friend who is way hotter than her?! Look out Google.

I thought I would break my silence by shouting out to some bitching photographers. I mean that literally; one is my bitch by extension and the other is my bitch-in-law. Take that, straight from my pimp hand to your lips!
I also wanted to mention that I’ve changed my Top 8 around somewhat. My new No. […]

Oh that’s right, you people think Dec. 25 is all about Jesus’ birthday. Well, the Roman sun god and I know better.
But, to show you I’m in the holiday spirit, here’s a special video for you.
I should probably mention that I’m really only in a good mood because of drugs. i’ve been taking 600mg of […]

Something in the vents is getting blown in the air in the newsroom and it set off an allergic reaction. I was leaking mucous like a sieve and I couldn’t breathe. Thanks to my pitiful look, someone gave me a couple of Sudafed for a nasal decongestant, something else that acts as an antihistamine, and […]

Here are a few new blogs that I know of.
The pro-tem mayor of Lockhart, Texas has a blog, as well as a guy in Glen Rose, the Somervell County Salon with some writings on the Edwards-Taylor race. Both are going in the blogroll, as well as the new blog at the Trib.