Common Sense

I actually saw a guy driving a black Suburban with a bumper sticker that read:

STOP GLOBALISM
VOTE RON PAUL 2008

For those of you who don’t know, Ron Paul is in my Top 24 Myspace Friends… right next to Transexual Porn Star Saigon Lee. But below Jesus and The Dude. We’ve got to have our priorities straight, […]

I’ve become such a regular at Two Minnies, the strip club, that me, a waitress and two of the dancers are supposed to go play pool at Cricket’s Sunday night. Lexi seemed like she would want to back out because “I’m don’t know how to play pool.” But Autumn and Tracey will go, so long […]

Thanks largely to the one-two-three punch from Buena Vista’s “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End,” Paramount’s “Shrek the Third” from DreamWorks Animation and Sony’s friendly neighborhood “Spider-Man 3,” the four-day Memorial Day weekend was one for the record books. The total boxoffice for the 109 films tracked by The Hollywood Reporter was $255.3 million […]

Apparently, rehab isn’t what I think it is because people keep checking in and out and when they’re out they’re doing exactly what they went to rehab to stop doing.
This is what rehab did to Lindsay Lohan for fuck’s sake. But the Daily News says she’s headed to the Promises rehab facility, which I’ve […]

Everyone was sure he was. In fact, I think he was sure he was. But the Austin American-Statesman says no. And Gardner Selby would know these things.
So that’s that. Ring is still open (ding, ding Chet).
(Ed. Note: I’m not Texas Nate on MyDD. I’m just Nate, which is why I keep demanding you guys all […]

(Ed. note: Joe Weather advises me that this was edited after the fact with animal porn. In my own fantasy world where I  run the control room, I would have gone to YouTube and looked for videos of guys collecting elephant semen… wait, I already did that. Maybe I can get a job working for […]

Not safe for work, so read after the jump.
EVA ANGELINA’s Striptastic Shows Set for This Weekend!

EVA ANGELINA’s Striptastic Shows Set for This Weekend!

For Immediate Release: May 16th, 2007

(Hollywood, CA) Current Genesis Magazine cover girl, Eva Angelina headlines the Blue Zebra in North Hollywood, this weekend!
Adult Entertainment Superstar Eva Angelina is back in the L.A. area […]

After much thought and listening to many of your comments, I went with the bitchin’ flame cane. I told you I wanted bitchin’… but within my price range!
I don’t care what this chick with no taste says:

Yeah, that flame cane was stupid (and not “b*tchin”), although I loved the cheesy part with AC/DC playing in […]

Kick off the summer with some live music at the Broken Spoke!
WHAT: Obama Meetup with Live Music
WHEN: Wednesday, May 23 - 7:00pm
WHERE: Broken Spoke, 3201 S Lamar Blvd
RSVP through MyBarackObama.com:
http://my.barackobama.com/page/event/detail/4jgk5
or
RSVP through Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=2427311052
Are you people happy now?

So all the info is going after the fold. If you’re not interested in a porn release, skip this post.

The long awaited, most anticipated JACKtheZIPPER film of all time is finally here!! What happens when the most notorious girls on the internet, meet the most dangerous director in XXX?? Pure Sexual Mayhem!!
Check with your local […]