Common Sense

I told you the end of the world was nigh upon us, so really I’m a kind of prophet. You should revere me, or something. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
Granted, I said we had more time, but that’s a question of chronology and not accuracy. I guess 4 months in antichrist years is like 10 human […]

Suri Cruise is the antichrist. My theory is the only one that totally fits all the known facts. According to The Superficial, not even the person who issued Suri’s birth certificate has seen her.
TMZ has obtained a copy of Suri Cruise’s birth certificate which wasn’t filed with the Los Angeles County Clerk until May 8th […]

A long time ago, I wrote this post about Pat Robertson and crazy religious cult people that protest military funerals. The story I linked to mentioned Pfc. David Martin’s funeral and the Westboro Baptist Church members who made a mockery out of it.
“OKLAHOMA CITY – With her 6-year-old son wearing a shirt saying, “God hates […]

Plano Episcopal church to pull out
Christ Church Episcopal in Plano, one of the largest Episcopal congregations in the United States, has announced that it will leave the denomination over what it sees as the Episcopal Church’s leftward drift…
“The mission of Christ Church is to make disciples and teach them to obey the commands […]

The new president of the Southern Baptist Convention, Rev. Frank Page, says he wants to warm the image of the country’s largest Protestant denomination. It is going to be all puppy dogs, kitty kats and smiles.
But he cautions that does not represent a move toward the political middle for a group fervently opposed to abortion […]

Are there really people out there who are this stupid?
“I woke up one Monday morning and God said, ‘Go buy a newspaper,’ ” Mr. Baxter said. His evangelical travels found him in a small town in Louisiana and a paper wasn’t easy to find. But when he read the headline, he knew he had solved […]