Common Sense

Kathy Griffin managed to get the one reliably irate group to help spread her name around town: Christians.
PIGEON FORGE, Tenn. (AP) — Members of a Christian theater troupe are spreading the word that they’re irate about Kathy Griffin’s off-color speech in accepting a creative arts Emmy earlier this month.
The Miracle Theater in Pigeon Forge spent […]

Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail! A judge actually ordered her to go back to the place she checked out of after 5 days to serve her original term of 45 days, minus the 5 she’s already done.
Just look at that picture. I just want to lick her tears. I bet they taste […]

Paris Hilton is no longer in prison. She was in danger of having a nervous breakdown, according to her psychiatrist, so they let her go home.
Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We’re told after Sophy’s visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton’s mental state was fragile […]

The English pioneer of medicine Thomas Sydenham once said of opium:
“Among the remedies which it has pleased Almighty God to give to man to relieve his sufferings, none is so universal and so efficacious as opium.”

Truly I believe him, and I believe Galen when he spoke of its effectiveness.
But I also believe that God […]

(Ed. note: Joe Weather advises me that this was edited after the fact with animal porn. In my own fantasy world where I  run the control room, I would have gone to YouTube and looked for videos of guys collecting elephant semen… wait, I already did that. Maybe I can get a job working for […]

Though I have yet to actually drive by and see one, I’ve heard the uproar over billboards stating: “I questioned homosexuality. Change is possible. Discover how.”
A fairly recent Wacoan, B. Joe Cline of Lighthouse Freedome Ministry, has decided he can cure gay people with something called “conversion therapy.” Basically, he says, you’re only gay because […]

Oh that’s right, you people think Dec. 25 is all about Jesus’ birthday. Well, the Roman sun god and I know better.
But, to show you I’m in the holiday spirit, here’s a special video for you.
I should probably mention that I’m really only in a good mood because of drugs. i’ve been taking 600mg of […]

It’s gotta be Burleson, Texas. I mean, they have character.
“Burleson heralded as city of character,” boasted the headline in the April 28, 1999, edition of the Burleson Star, the town’s newspaper. The City Council, school board, Chamber of Commerce, and Ministerial Alliance Auxiliary had signed a resolution making Burleson a City of Character. “I do […]

Pain + Frustration = Irritability
I think that explains why I’ve been more angry lately. Today, the normal obstacles I deal with in maneuvering through our house seemed more like an endurance trial and I felt like breaking something I was so mad. It was over little things, too. Mom puts her stuff on my side […]

For once, I’m not talking about my dog.
One of my Myspace friends sent out this bulletin:
Why I love soldiers
A United States Soldier was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One […]