Common Sense

The pornstar that almost cost me my job, but who I would pick over answering the sports phone any day (I love you Eva Angelina, and I have the t-shirt to prove it), won an AVN award this weekend. To the uninitiated, that’s the porn equivalent of the Oscars.

She actually won best actress for Upload from Sexz Pictures and she’s going to be doing a signing in Dallas for said picture this weekend. I’ve got my fingers crossed that her publicist will let me do an interview. How cool would that be? And, I hope I was in some involved with her winning Hottest Girl In Porn.com’s Girl of the Year title. That would probably be wishful thinking.
And let’s not forget about Sasha Grey, who walked away with wins for best new performer and best oral starlet. I’m not ever going to be able to think of oral sex without thinking of Sasha, which I’m sure is going to make all of my future girlfriends extremely happy. Tequila’s probably going to be involved too, but not the ‘lying about her bisexuality’ kind.