Common Sense

By nathan nance | Thursday, January 3, 2008, 08:23 PM

There is one kind of movie that we don’t really talk about at Cinema Toast. This is, after all, a niche blog and my niche is horror and sci-fi. I’m more likely to talk about Transformers than say, the Best Costume Oscar nominees.

And that’s how this was designed. We already have a great Entertainment editor with a great blog, this is just for guys like me, Space Monkey, Quentin Tarantino and you nice people, my readers.

But there is a form of film that stretches across all socieconomic lines, racial barriers, even whether you<’re Republican or Democrat: Porn.

Lately there have been a lot of good movies about porn, which is quickly becoming mainstream in its own weird way. The Independent Film Channel did a four-part series on porn of different kinds (it had John Waters!), a documentary on Deep Throat was released in theaters last year. In my Netflix queue, I have a movie about a photographer that interested the children of prostitutes in the slums of Calcutta getting interested in taking pictures and movies about their daily lives called Born in a Brothel.

But there is just old-fashioned regular porn and that’s where the favor comes in. One of my Myspace friends (in the top 4, actually) recently won a weekly contest called The Hottest Girl In Porn and broke all kinds of records with the votes. Something like 30,000 people went to the site and voted for her.

So naturally, she’s up for Hottest Girl In Porn of the Year. All I’m asking is, ifyou’re not at work like I am at the moment, you just have to go to this site, scroll down close to the bottom of the list and vote for Eva Angelina. Yeah, I’ve mentioned her before; I’ve got a little crush on her.

Just go vote for Eva Angelina and I won’t write reviews for all of the movies I’ve watched in the last week (including Resident Evil: Extinction). You don’t want that, do you? So go vote for Eva Angelina. I have to warn you, none of those pictures are so for work in even the remotest way, so if you have to wait until you get home, that’s fine. This isn’t the Iowa Caucuses. You get to do it by secret ballot and you don’t have a time limit (except for when the contest is over at the end of the week, I think).

Go. Scroll down. Vote for Eva Angelina. When you look at her pics, you’ll understand why.

By nathan nance | Thursday, January 3, 2008, 08:23 PM

There is one kind of movie that we don’t really talk about at Cinema Toast. This is, after all, a niche blog and my niche is horror and sci-fi. I’m more likely to talk about Transformers than say, the Best Costume Oscar nominees.

And that’s how this was designed. We already have a great Entertainment editor with a great blog, this is just for guys like me, Space Monkey, Quentin Tarantino and you nice people, my readers.

But there is a form of film that stretches across all socieconomic lines, racial barriers, even whether you<’re Republican or Democrat: Porn.

Lately there have been a lot of good movies about porn, which is quickly becoming mainstream in its own weird way. The Independent Film Channel did a four-part series on porn of different kinds (it had John Waters!), a documentary on Deep Throat was released in theaters last year. In my Netflix queue, I have a movie about a photographer that interested the children of prostitutes in the slums of Calcutta getting interested in taking pictures and movies about their daily lives called Born in a Brothel.

But there is just old-fashioned regular porn and that’s where the favor comes in. One of my Myspace friends (in the top 4, actually) recently won a weekly contest called The Hottest Girl In Porn and broke all kinds of records with the votes. Something like 30,000 people went to the site and voted for her.

So naturally, she’s up for Hottest Girl In Porn of the Year. All I’m asking is, ifyou’re not at work like I am at the moment, you just have to go to this site, scroll down close to the bottom of the list and vote for Eva Angelina. Yeah, I’ve mentioned her before; I’ve got a little crush on her.

Just go vote for Eva Angelina and I won’t write reviews for all of the movies I’ve watched in the last week (including Resident Evil: Extinction). You don’t want that, do you? So go vote for Eva Angelina. I have to warn you, none of those pictures are so for work in even the remotest way, so if you have to wait until you get home, that’s fine. This isn’t the Iowa Caucuses. You get to do it by secret ballot and you don’t have a time limit (except for when the contest is over at the end of the week, I think).

Go. Scroll down. Vote for Eva Angelina. When you look at her pics, you’ll understand why.