Common Sense

I’m guessing (and this is just speculation since I’m not a lawyer) that holding your toddler hostage, having the police kick the door in and having Britney Spears strapped to a gurney with police riding in the ambulance and then being put under 72-hour “crazy watch” (my non-legal term) may mean that Britney Spears is screwed in her custody battle with Kevin Federline.

But you probably already knew that.

Oh. My. God. This is the kind of thing that actually interrupts 24-hour news coverage of the presidential elections. Sorry Huckabee, MSNBC needs to have someone explain what has been painfully obvious for over a year to its audience so don’t count on much of a boost.

I’m not a doctor either, but my diagnosis is that she is batshit insane and she should probably be loaded up with thorazine while K-Fed tells the boys that ‘Mommy has to go away for a while… maybe forever.’

I’m guessing (and this is just speculation since I’m not a lawyer) that holding your toddler hostage, having the police kick the door in and having Britney Spears strapped to a gurney with police riding in the ambulance and then being put under 72-hour “crazy watch” (my non-legal term) may mean that Britney Spears is screwed in her custody battle with Kevin Federline.

But you probably already knew that.

Oh. My. God. This is the kind of thing that actually interrupts 24-hour news coverage of the presidential elections. Sorry Huckabee, MSNBC needs to have someone explain what has been painfully obvious for over a year to its audience so don’t count on much of a boost.

I’m not a doctor either, but my diagnosis is that she is batshit insane and she should probably be loaded up with thorazine while K-Fed tells the boys that ‘Mommy has to go away for a while… maybe forever.’