Common Sense

I watched the first episode last night on my DVR and I must say that I like the ambitousness of the dark comedy. Having the dad from Malcolm in the Middle turn from high school chemistry teacher to meth cooker is just funny to me.
The way he goes about doing things and his own general […]

I’m reminded that Sailor Moon had never actually seen any of the Rambo movies until Space Monkey and I showed parts 1 and 2 to him. Of course, badass action and using a bow to blow shit up was very appealing to him. That’s what we call a “weekend” at Sailor Moon’s house.
But I wasn’t […]

The pornstar that almost cost me my job, but who I would pick over answering the sports phone any day (I love you Eva Angelina, and I have the t-shirt to prove it), won an AVN award this weekend. To the uninitiated, that’s the porn equivalent of the Oscars.
She actually won best actress […]

I waited much too long to try and salvage some of my writing from Google cache. Thanks to someone for reminding me to try and do this so that I at least have clippings and it’s not like Cinema Toast never existed.
That’s probably the worst thing about this whole experience. Just the fact that, instead […]

By nathan nance | Thursday, January 3, 2008, 08:23 PM
There is one kind of movie that we don’t really talk about at Cinema Toast. This is, after all, a niche blog and my niche is horror and sci-fi. I’m more likely to talk about Transformers than say, the Best Costume Oscar nominees.
And that’s […]

I’m guessing (and this is just speculation since I’m not a lawyer) that holding your toddler hostage, having the police kick the door in and having Britney Spears strapped to a gurney with police riding in the ambulance and then being put under 72-hour “crazy watch” (my non-legal term) may mean that Britney Spears is […]

My penchant for self-destructive behaviour has led to the demise of Cinema Toast with Nate. Oh, don’t be sad. I brought it on my self.
It all started last night (wavy dream sequence with thematic music) I got a bulletin from on of my Top 4 Myspace friends, Eva Angelina, that she was a finalist for […]