Common Sense

Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail! A judge actually ordered her to go back to the place she checked out of after 5 days to serve her original term of 45 days, minus the 5 she’s already done.
Just look at that picture. I just want to lick her tears. I bet they taste […]

Paris Hilton is no longer in prison. She was in danger of having a nervous breakdown, according to her psychiatrist, so they let her go home.
Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We’re told after Sophy’s visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton’s mental state was fragile […]

I actually saw a guy driving a black Suburban with a bumper sticker that read:

STOP GLOBALISM
VOTE RON PAUL 2008

For those of you who don’t know, Ron Paul is in my Top 24 Myspace Friends… right next to Transexual Porn Star Saigon Lee. But below Jesus and The Dude. We’ve got to have our priorities straight, […]

The English pioneer of medicine Thomas Sydenham once said of opium:
“Among the remedies which it has pleased Almighty God to give to man to relieve his sufferings, none is so universal and so efficacious as opium.”

Truly I believe him, and I believe Galen when he spoke of its effectiveness.
But I also believe that God […]

I’ve had this post about Chubs dying up top for nearly a week and its gotta be bumming some of you out. How about we put up the shot of Paris Hilton after getting booked?
And this link to Sarah Silverman ragging on Paris at the MTV Movie Awards. It’s just like a full minute of […]