Common Sense

At least that’s what she told Larry King on last night’s live interview.

HILTON: I have been on medication since I was a child. I have ADD. So I take medication for that.

KING: That’s the only thing you deal with, attention deficit Disorder?

HILTON: Yes.

KING: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

HILTON: No.

KING: Taken drugs.

HILTON: No.

KING: Never taken drugs?

HILTON: No.

KING: Do you know that the organization MADD has had a tough time with you, Mothers Against Drunk Driving?

HILTON: Yes.

KING: Feeling that you’ve set a kind of bad example. What are your feelings toward them? Do you plan to work with them?

HILTON: Yes, I’d love to work with them and I think me, by doing my sentence and doing my time, I have served as a bit of an example and I want to continue to do so.

KING: Do you have a drinking problem?

HILTON: No, not at all.

KING: You must have had — just this one drink this one time?

HILTON: I’m just — I’m not a big drinker. I’m not really into it. I think socially people do sometimes when they go out but it’s not something that I really care about.

KING: So how have all these stories gotten out about you? Medications — well, the ADD, that’s a strong medication, isn’t it?

HILTON: It’s Adderall. I think anyone who has ADD takes it.

KING: You’ve had it all your life.

HILTON: Yes.

KING: But the stories about you being — use of a drugs, and the like, parties. Wild scenes, all wrong.

HILTON: People make up so many crazy stories. The things I read about and things I see is not the person who I am. It really baffles me sometimes when I read things. The places I’ve never been. People I’ve never met. It’s really shocking to me.

What really shocking is that she can say any of that with a straight face.

You’ll recall that when the contents of one of her storage lockers was seized and auctioned off, numerous medications were found.

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex…
* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.

So we know she drinks frequently, probably takes more Vicodin than I do, has genital herpes and is stealing my bank statements.

We also know that she has smoked pot. Here’s a video on YouTube of her doing it in Amsterdam. And there’s that whole “I get fucked in the butt for coke!” video.

Well, in other news, Lindsay Lohan had twice the legal blood alcohol limit and traces of cocaine in her system when she wrecked her Benz over Memorial Day weekend. And Kim Kardashian has a hunormous ass. Little girls have such great role models to look up to these days, don’t they?