Common Sense

NBC has canceled its post-jail interview with Paris Hilton.

NBC has canceled their $1 million interview with Paris Hilton, most likely from the pressure of the entire world calling them ass clowns. No official reason was given, but NBC is backtracking and saying they never sealed the deal on the interview to begin with, so there was nothing really there to cancel. Clearly they’re just trying to cover their asses now.

That’s just too bad. Because I was going to borrow a few bucks from my mom and bus Tyron Brown to the set that morning. They could do a point-counterpoint thing. It might have gone something like this:

Paris: Meredith, jail was so horrible. They treated me like a criminal. I cried every day for 23 days straight.

Tyrone: Really, because when I broke my probation by smoking pot, of which there are numerous pics of you doing on the Internet, and I got sentenced to life in prison. I was there, in prison, for 17 years, until the judge (who lost his re-election following my story appearing on 20/20) that sentenced me listened to the DA and the numerous people out there who thought I had been treated unfairly signed the release.

The same judge, by the way, let a killer who tested positive for cocaine numerous times and was pulled over driving a stolen congressman’s car go with a slap on the wrist and deferred probation. The killer happened to be white, just like Ms. Hilton here, and from a wealthy family, just like Ms. Hilton. In fact, there’s a video of Ms. Hilton on the Internet where she tells people she allows men to have anal sex with her for cocaine. Interesting, don’t you think?
Meredith Viera: We’ll be right back after these commercials.

I don’t see how that could have gone bad.

NBC has canceled its post-jail interview with Paris Hilton.

NBC has canceled their $1 million interview with Paris Hilton, most likely from the pressure of the entire world calling them ass clowns. No official reason was given, but NBC is backtracking and saying they never sealed the deal on the interview to begin with, so there was nothing really there to cancel. Clearly they’re just trying to cover their asses now.

That’s just too bad. Because I was going to borrow a few bucks from my mom and bus Tyron Brown to the set that morning. They could do a point-counterpoint thing. It might have gone something like this:

Paris: Meredith, jail was so horrible. They treated me like a criminal. I cried every day for 23 days straight.

Tyrone: Really, because when I broke my probation by smoking pot, of which there are numerous pics of you doing on the Internet, and I got sentenced to life in prison. I was there, in prison, for 17 years, until the judge (who lost his re-election following my story appearing on 20/20) that sentenced me listened to the DA and the numerous people out there who thought I had been treated unfairly signed the release.

The same judge, by the way, let a killer who tested positive for cocaine numerous times and was pulled over driving a stolen congressman’s car go with a slap on the wrist and deferred probation. The killer happened to be white, just like Ms. Hilton here, and from a wealthy family, just like Ms. Hilton. In fact, there’s a video of Ms. Hilton on the Internet where she tells people she allows men to have anal sex with her for cocaine. Interesting, don’t you think?
Meredith Viera: We’ll be right back after these commercials.

I don’t see how that could have gone bad.