Common Sense

I’ve had this post about Chubs dying up top for nearly a week and its gotta be bumming some of you out. How about we put up the shot of Paris Hilton after getting booked?

And this link to Sarah Silverman ragging on Paris at the MTV Movie Awards. It’s just like a full minute of Sarah going on and on about how great it is such a loser is going to jail and everyone clapping while the camera is on Paris’ face and she’s trying real hard not to cry.

It kinda of reminds me of that story I heard about her attending a screening of House of Wax. Right after her death scene, there was a standing ovation from the crowd. She was so dense she thought they were applauding her tremendous acting skills, not the fact that vicariously, these people could sit through the rest of that piece of shit movie thinking to themselve ‘Paris Hilton is dead. All is right and good in the world.’

Now that she is in jail, she’s crying all the time and I’m taking bets on whether she tries to commit suicide. I have June 14 (Flag Day, how patriotic would that be?) and June 21 (the official first day of summer). Any takers?

I’ve had this post about Chubs dying up top for nearly a week and its gotta be bumming some of you out. How about we put up the shot of Paris Hilton after getting booked?

And this link to Sarah Silverman ragging on Paris at the MTV Movie Awards. It’s just like a full minute of Sarah going on and on about how great it is such a loser is going to jail and everyone clapping while the camera is on Paris’ face and she’s trying real hard not to cry.

It kinda of reminds me of that story I heard about her attending a screening of House of Wax. Right after her death scene, there was a standing ovation from the crowd. She was so dense she thought they were applauding her tremendous acting skills, not the fact that vicariously, these people could sit through the rest of that piece of shit movie thinking to themselve ‘Paris Hilton is dead. All is right and good in the world.’

Now that she is in jail, she’s crying all the time and I’m taking bets on whether she tries to commit suicide. I have June 14 (Flag Day, how patriotic would that be?) and June 21 (the official first day of summer). Any takers?