Common Sense

The English pioneer of medicine Thomas Sydenham once said of opium:

“Among the remedies which it has pleased Almighty God to give to man to relieve his sufferings, none is so universal and so efficacious as opium.”

Truly I believe him, and I believe Galen when he spoke of its effectiveness.

But I also believe that God intended for mankind to have lesbian sex. It is his other gift to us.

Rev. Dobson, apparently doesn’t agree. He’s done two radio shows about this guy John McArthur’s speech in which he stated:

“You know a society has been abandoned by God when it celebrates…lesbian…sex.”

I can understand why they aren’t into seeing guys make out in the streets. I could even understand when they talk about those butch kind of lesbians that act as manly as possible to break some stereotype or something.

But when two hot chicks have sex, God wants that. God, in His divine wisdom, made it not a big thing for chicks to kiss each other so they would do it all the time. He also made them extremely curious about sleeping with their sorority sisters and “experimenting” in college.

Mr. Dobson, Mr. McArthur, you are just nucking futs if you think lesbianism is the biggest problem this country faces.