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EVA ANGELINA’s Striptastic Shows Set for This Weekend!

EVA ANGELINA’s Striptastic Shows Set for This Weekend!

For Immediate Release: May 16th, 2007

(Hollywood, CA) Current Genesis Magazine cover girl, Eva Angelina headlines the Blue Zebra in North Hollywood, this weekend!
Adult Entertainment Superstar Eva Angelina is back in the L.A. area […]

I thought I had it with me when I left the house, but I may have left it at home. It’s strange because I always put it in the same pocket and I always put my wallet in the same pocket. The past two days, I’ve been switching them. Weird.

After much thought and listening to many of your comments, I went with the bitchin’ flame cane. I told you I wanted bitchin’… but within my price range!
I don’t care what this chick with no taste says:

Yeah, that flame cane was stupid (and not “b*tchin”), although I loved the cheesy part with AC/DC playing in […]

But pregnancy has only made her huge breasts even bigger and it makes me want her more. Look at those!
I still love you Salma!

For the first time in a long time, I actually feel good.
My Aunt Sis went with me to see Dr. Speckmiear, my general practicitioner, on Friday. I brought with my several medical journal articles on chronic opioid analgesic therapy and the success that’s been had with chronic pain sufferers.
I also had the WHO ladder for […]

Kick off the summer with some live music at the Broken Spoke!
WHAT: Obama Meetup with Live Music
WHEN: Wednesday, May 23 - 7:00pm
WHERE: Broken Spoke, 3201 S Lamar Blvd
RSVP through MyBarackObama.com:
http://my.barackobama.com/page/event/detail/4jgk5
or
RSVP through Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=2427311052
Are you people happy now?

So all the info is going after the fold. If you’re not interested in a porn release, skip this post.

The long awaited, most anticipated JACKtheZIPPER film of all time is finally here!! What happens when the most notorious girls on the internet, meet the most dangerous director in XXX?? Pure Sexual Mayhem!!
Check with your local […]

I used to be all against Rob Zombie doing a “reinvisioning” of the classic John Carpenter flick Halloween. Remakes and sequelitis just make for some bad movies. Just look at Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Only Nail Gun Massacre and S.I.C.K. come to mind as worse movies.
But the Myspace page and the […]

Go ahead and click over. Turn up the volume. Killer music tracks play and your co-workers will love you for it.

Not zombies!
Please refer to my previous ramblings on what the hell a zombie is and why those merry ole Brits are not among them.
I’m sending a letter to Slate.