Common Sense

Everyone was sure he was. In fact, I think he was sure he was. But the Austin American-Statesman says no. And Gardner Selby would know these things.
So that’s that. Ring is still open (ding, ding Chet).

(Ed. Note: I’m not Texas Nate on MyDD. I’m just Nate, which is why I keep demanding you guys all call me something cool like Rusty [like Brad Pitt in Oceans 8732] or The Guy. Wunderkind seems not to have worked out.)