Common Sense

I know that anti-abortion protestors can be obtrusive and obnoxious, but I am against spraying 70-year-old women in the face with…

Wait a minute. I don’t really like old people. Fuck ‘em; and fuck this bitch who had nothing better to do than stand in the middle of the road annoying people. Fuck Joe Prickscrotum, too. Yes, I accidentally on purpose mispelled his name.
And fuck that Pearl Harbor survivor that works here at the Trib. I thought he had died or something because I got my handicap space everyday for like a month, then out of the blue, bam fucker’s back. Was he on a one-month vacation?

And why was it on the day I went to drink margaritas with my mom before her cruise? I have a couple of cabo wabo reposados at Cheddar’s and that fucking asshole shows up out of the blue to make me walk farther. God I hate him!

I know that anti-abortion protestors can be obtrusive and obnoxious, but I am against spraying 70-year-old women in the face with…

Wait a minute. I don’t really like old people. Fuck ‘em; and fuck this bitch who had nothing better to do than stand in the middle of the road annoying people. Fuck Joe Prickscrotum, too. Yes, I accidentally on purpose mispelled his name.
And fuck that Pearl Harbor survivor that works here at the Trib. I thought he had died or something because I got my handicap space everyday for like a month, then out of the blue, bam fucker’s back. Was he on a one-month vacation?

And why was it on the day I went to drink margaritas with my mom before her cruise? I have a couple of cabo wabo reposados at Cheddar’s and that fucking asshole shows up out of the blue to make me walk farther. God I hate him!