Common Sense

But then I remembered that I’m a sadistic, evil jerk who likes it when people suffer. The Superficial has some grainy photos of Lohan snorting cocaine and huge giant quote which reads, in part:

One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.

You know you’re a loser when you snort your blow off the toilet seat in your thong. That’s not like me because I lick the dust out of the prescription bottle that holds my Vicodin. Um, yummy. Besides, I’m a chronic pain patient.
Anyway, watch these videos of LL gettin’ crunked after totally ruining the lives of the people she went to Alcoholics Anonymous with (italics mine).

Oh, and on a slightly related note, The Cocaine Energy Drink is no longer going to be called Cocaine. You can visit their Myspace or Web site to find out why. Or you can read this hilariously quote in an actual AP story.

Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex,” Ivey said. “It’s not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product doesn’t have any cocaine in it. No one thinks that it does. We think it is most likely legal in the United States to ship our product.”

Retards. No wonder, they’r from Connecticut. Who else do I know that is a moron… from Connecticut… has a serious addiction to cocaine? Hmm?

But then I remembered that I’m a sadistic, evil jerk who likes it when people suffer. The Superficial has some grainy photos of Lohan snorting cocaine and huge giant quote which reads, in part:

One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.

You know you’re a loser when you snort your blow off the toilet seat in your thong. That’s not like me because I lick the dust out of the prescription bottle that holds my Vicodin. Um, yummy. Besides, I’m a chronic pain patient.
Anyway, watch these videos of LL gettin’ crunked after totally ruining the lives of the people she went to Alcoholics Anonymous with (italics mine).

Oh, and on a slightly related note, The Cocaine Energy Drink is no longer going to be called Cocaine. You can visit their Myspace or Web site to find out why. Or you can read this hilariously quote in an actual AP story.

Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex,” Ivey said. “It’s not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product doesn’t have any cocaine in it. No one thinks that it does. We think it is most likely legal in the United States to ship our product.”

Retards. No wonder, they’r from Connecticut. Who else do I know that is a moron… from Connecticut… has a serious addiction to cocaine? Hmm?