Common Sense

Been wondering where little Fido is? Well, he’s being kept safe and sound at my Kennel for Insane Evil Veterinarians! Muahahahahahaha!

If you want him to live, you had better come to the 1st annual Cinco de Mayo Sausagefest. Eat some hot dogs, drink some beer and watch some killer cinema. Then, maybe, I’ll let him go.

If that looks nothing like your dog, well, I have limited Photoshop skills and let’s just pretend that it does. Come to Sausagefest and whatever dog… or cat… or gerbil that you may or may not be missing will let be let free unmolested by Richard Gere. And you know he’ll do it, too.