Common Sense

Yes, it was just 4 years ago today that the war in Iraq ended. The president did a supercool landing on an aircraft carrier, wore a gigantic codpiece to reaffirm his manhood and declared “Mission Accomplished!”

That was about 3,000 dead American soldiers ago.

On this auspicious day, he has also vetoed the emergency spending bill Congress authorized to help pay for this war because it would require him to end the war at some point. It’s basically the politically equivalent of ‘we play by my rules or I take my ball and go home!’

How many mothers have lost their sons; how many children will grow up without their father or mother because the guy we elected president is a petulant 4-year-old who likes to play dress up? I just threw up in my mouth and I’m not sure if its because I have a migraine or because our “commander-in-chief” is a fucking low life. I suspect the latter.

Take a close look at Boy George’s stuffed package. I think he got penis envy after seeing those photos of Big Dick Cheney.

If you need a photo to tell you who our president is, I can think of none better than this one from the 5 minutes he sat in complete silence after Chief of Staff Andy Card told him America was under attack. He didn’t jump up and spring into action. He didn’t quietly excuse himself to find out who might be attacking us.

He just sat there frozen with a look of pure terror on his face. That is our Pussy President in action. Happy anniversary, sir.