Common Sense

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are no longer BFFs. Kim’s stepping out of Paris’ shadow to have her own sex tape and to be featured herself in magazines as the “New Paris.”

“Even when I would talk to editors of magazines and other media outlets about featuring Kim, they would comment on how they are moving past Paris in hopes to bring someone fresh to the spotlight, like Kim.” What’s more, the former PR man claims that Paris Hilton’s other ex-BFF, Britney Spears, broke off their friendship because she was worried about her image. He also claims that Spears wooed Kardashian. “Britney was in NYC and kept texting Kim to hang out and go bowling or something.”

To “go bowling or something?” I don’t think rehab worked so well for Britney.

At least I’ve got something interesting to write about now. I was going to have make some reference to Sen. Carl Levin bending over because he is George Bush’s bitch. But that would be unseemly. Besides, I don’t feel like reminding everyone how fucking gutless the Democrats in Congress are. I mean, they are elected and put in power to do one thing… and it’s the one thing they won’t do. How retarded is that?

Anyway, best of luck to Kim. Hopefully soon she will replace Paris on The Simple Life and little girls will be able to look up to a rich, conceited slut who doesn’t have herpes. That is the American Dream, after all.

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are no longer BFFs. Kim’s stepping out of Paris’ shadow to have her own sex tape and to be featured herself in magazines as the “New Paris.”

“Even when I would talk to editors of magazines and other media outlets about featuring Kim, they would comment on how they are moving past Paris in hopes to bring someone fresh to the spotlight, like Kim.” What’s more, the former PR man claims that Paris Hilton’s other ex-BFF, Britney Spears, broke off their friendship because she was worried about her image. He also claims that Spears wooed Kardashian. “Britney was in NYC and kept texting Kim to hang out and go bowling or something.”

To “go bowling or something?” I don’t think rehab worked so well for Britney.

At least I’ve got something interesting to write about now. I was going to have make some reference to Sen. Carl Levin bending over because he is George Bush’s bitch. But that would be unseemly. Besides, I don’t feel like reminding everyone how fucking gutless the Democrats in Congress are. I mean, they are elected and put in power to do one thing… and it’s the one thing they won’t do. How retarded is that?

Anyway, best of luck to Kim. Hopefully soon she will replace Paris on The Simple Life and little girls will be able to look up to a rich, conceited slut who doesn’t have herpes. That is the American Dream, after all.