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What a selfish bitch Naomi Campbell is.

Naomi Campbell says she very much regrets losing her temper and hitting her maid with a cellphone over a pair of missing jeans last year.

“I felt very remorseful for having thrown the phone at someone that didn’t deserve it,” the 35-year-old supermodel tells the TV show “Extra” in an interview set to air Tuesday. “I have a deep sense of shame for the things I’ve done.”

What made her do it? It was “tiredness, lack of sleep (and) just so many things,” she says.

“I was being really destructive to myself. … I didn’t know how to reach out,” she says. “It was a really scary time.”

Did you count how many times she said ‘I’ those few grafs? All she seems to be saying here is that we should really feel sorry for her, that she’s the victim and not the maid who had to go to the hospital after getting hit in the head with a jewel-encrusted Blackberry.

“I do therapy every day,” Campbell tells “Extra,” adding that she’s also partaking in the healing powers of crystals: “I think they bring great energy. … You should see how many I travel with.”

Oh dear God, now she sharp, pointy weapons to throw at people’s heads! Could somebody at Customs please arrest her the next time she goes through with all those crystals? You can count it as a terrorism arrest.

What a selfish bitch Naomi Campbell is.

Naomi Campbell says she very much regrets losing her temper and hitting her maid with a cellphone over a pair of missing jeans last year.

“I felt very remorseful for having thrown the phone at someone that didn’t deserve it,” the 35-year-old supermodel tells the TV show “Extra” in an interview set to air Tuesday. “I have a deep sense of shame for the things I’ve done.”

What made her do it? It was “tiredness, lack of sleep (and) just so many things,” she says.

“I was being really destructive to myself. … I didn’t know how to reach out,” she says. “It was a really scary time.”

Did you count how many times she said ‘I’ those few grafs? All she seems to be saying here is that we should really feel sorry for her, that she’s the victim and not the maid who had to go to the hospital after getting hit in the head with a jewel-encrusted Blackberry.

“I do therapy every day,” Campbell tells “Extra,” adding that she’s also partaking in the healing powers of crystals: “I think they bring great energy. … You should see how many I travel with.”

Oh dear God, now she sharp, pointy weapons to throw at people’s heads! Could somebody at Customs please arrest her the next time she goes through with all those crystals? You can count it as a terrorism arrest.