Common Sense

This graf says it all:

Officials have vowed to hold responsible Turner Broadcasting Inc., the parent company of the Cartoon Network, which airs the series about a talking milkshake, a box of fries and a meatball.

What the hell is going on when that is apparently our biggest terrorist threat. If this is what we have to put up with at home, then go ahead and invade Iran. Just let me watch my fucking cartoons in peace.

Just in case you have no idea what I’m talking about, parts of Boston were shut down because police had to deal with suspicious packages. Packages that looked like this. And they had been there for weeks, and in several other cities as a promotional device for the upcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie. No one else freaked out and started blowing up packages on a bridge.

Like al Qaeda watches Aqua Teens. They’re not that cool. They wish they were that cool while they watch their faggoty Johnny Chimpo. Stupid Afghanistanimation.

The police have arrested two guys who set the promotional stuff out. They were released on bond.

Two men who authorities say were paid to place the devices around the city pleaded not guilty Thursday to placing a hoax device and disorderly conduct. Peter Berdovsky, 27, and Sean Stevens, 28, were released on $2,500 cash bond — apparently amused by the situation, even though they face up to five years in prison.

They met reporters and TV cameras and launched into a nonsensical discussion of hairstyles of the 1970s. As they walked off, Berdovsky gave a more serious comment.

“We need some time to really sort things out and, you know, figure out our response to this situation in other ways than talking about hair,” Berdovsky said.

Never too early to start the “I’m fucking crazy and I don’t know what I’m doing” defense. Or it could just be so ludicrous to arrest these guys that the only rational response should be to talk about hair. Long, gorgeous hair.

Police in other cities, once they found out the devices were there fanned out and scooped them up. Some of the citizenry beat them to the punch, though, and now they are for sale on eBay.

Law enforcement is of two minds on this. Some think “better safe than sorry.”

Someone (in Boston) clearly thought there was a threat,” Atlanta police Officer Joe Cobb said.

Someone in Boston clearly is a ‘tard.

In the Seattle area, authorities thought the devices were “obviously not suspicious.”

“In this day and age, whenever anything remotely suspicious shows up, people get concerned — and that’s good,” King County sheriff’s Sgt. John Urquhart said. “However, people don’t need to be concerned about this. These are cartoon characters giving the finger.”

I totally just pissed myself at work. Oh. My. God. This is so hilarious.

I can’t help but wonder if this is the harbinger of the end of the world as we know it, though. We shouldn’t be this freaked out and terrorism shouldn’t be this funny. But, here we are. Our society can’t endure if we get so scared over movie ads that we shut down a major city.

This graf says it all:

Officials have vowed to hold responsible Turner Broadcasting Inc., the parent company of the Cartoon Network, which airs the series about a talking milkshake, a box of fries and a meatball.

What the hell is going on when that is apparently our biggest terrorist threat. If this is what we have to put up with at home, then go ahead and invade Iran. Just let me watch my fucking cartoons in peace.

Just in case you have no idea what I’m talking about, parts of Boston were shut down because police had to deal with suspicious packages. Packages that looked like this. And they had been there for weeks, and in several other cities as a promotional device for the upcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie. No one else freaked out and started blowing up packages on a bridge.

Like al Qaeda watches Aqua Teens. They’re not that cool. They wish they were that cool while they watch their faggoty Johnny Chimpo. Stupid Afghanistanimation.

The police have arrested two guys who set the promotional stuff out. They were released on bond.

Two men who authorities say were paid to place the devices around the city pleaded not guilty Thursday to placing a hoax device and disorderly conduct. Peter Berdovsky, 27, and Sean Stevens, 28, were released on $2,500 cash bond — apparently amused by the situation, even though they face up to five years in prison.

They met reporters and TV cameras and launched into a nonsensical discussion of hairstyles of the 1970s. As they walked off, Berdovsky gave a more serious comment.

“We need some time to really sort things out and, you know, figure out our response to this situation in other ways than talking about hair,” Berdovsky said.

Never too early to start the “I’m fucking crazy and I don’t know what I’m doing” defense. Or it could just be so ludicrous to arrest these guys that the only rational response should be to talk about hair. Long, gorgeous hair.

Police in other cities, once they found out the devices were there fanned out and scooped them up. Some of the citizenry beat them to the punch, though, and now they are for sale on eBay.

Law enforcement is of two minds on this. Some think “better safe than sorry.”

Someone (in Boston) clearly thought there was a threat,” Atlanta police Officer Joe Cobb said.

Someone in Boston clearly is a ‘tard.

In the Seattle area, authorities thought the devices were “obviously not suspicious.”

“In this day and age, whenever anything remotely suspicious shows up, people get concerned — and that’s good,” King County sheriff’s Sgt. John Urquhart said. “However, people don’t need to be concerned about this. These are cartoon characters giving the finger.”

I totally just pissed myself at work. Oh. My. God. This is so hilarious.

I can’t help but wonder if this is the harbinger of the end of the world as we know it, though. We shouldn’t be this freaked out and terrorism shouldn’t be this funny. But, here we are. Our society can’t endure if we get so scared over movie ads that we shut down a major city.