Common Sense

Thank you SuperWow! for informing me that City Councilman Ken Valentine is at the center of a recall petition. I guess New Braunfels residents finally got fed up with him and his douchebaggery.
You don’t remember Ken Valentine? If I said “Strippers on inner tubes” would that refresh you memory? Yes, it’s the same guy who […]

What a selfish bitch Naomi Campbell is.
Naomi Campbell says she very much regrets losing her temper and hitting her maid with a cellphone over a pair of missing jeans last year.
“I felt very remorseful for having thrown the phone at someone that didn’t deserve it,” the 35-year-old supermodel tells the TV show “Extra” in an […]

Longtime readers know that really, I only watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann to get my news every night. That, and Dateline, because I love watching Chris Hansen’s To Catch a Predator stings. Those guys are so funny.
Anyway, Keith’s coment last night was all about Condi.
On the Sunday morning interview show “Of Broken Record” on Fox, […]

Turns out the day the Trib runs a local story about geneaology is the same day we run a story about Strom Thurmond’s ancestors owning Al Sharpton’s ancestors. Too bad we didn’t run those stories on the same page.
Sharpton appeared on the O’Reilly show last night to discuss this. Especially since he is now demanding […]

You know, the one where it seems like everyone else on the planet is fucking insane, except for you. Well, I got that feeling when I read Seymour Hersh’s story that we’re finalizing our plans to attack Iran.
Why are we attacking Iran? Because they are supposedly behind some attacks on American soldiers in Iraq. Well, […]

It seems, dear friends that we are going to have to wait even longer for the freaky-ass Kim “I like getting peed on by Ray J” Kardishian sex tape.
TMZ has learned that the porno company that owns Kim Kardashian and Ray-J’s controversial sex tape has agreed to halt distribution of the video … for now.

Vivid […]

Right of Texas informs me that he’s hosting a radio show tomorrow at 6:30 p.m. What is it with everybody and their radio shows. Vincent, you should keep holding out for your own television show, like me.

Today is Mardi Gras, but I’m stuck at work. Answering the phone. Reading about Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Wait, there’s a sex tape with her friend who is way hotter than her?! Look out Google.

I thought I would break my silence by shouting out to some bitching photographers. I mean that literally; one is my bitch by extension and the other is my bitch-in-law. Take that, straight from my pimp hand to your lips!
I also wanted to mention that I’ve changed my Top 8 around somewhat. My new No. […]

After arriving late to my doctor’s appointment yesterday, we did a lookover of all my medication. He decided to double my Cymbalta intake to 120 mg per day, leave the nortryptolene at 50 mg and add in hydrocodone. I’m supposed to take one 60 mg Cymbalta, one 50 mg nortrytolene and a 7.5/650 mg Vicodin […]