Common Sense

Apparently during one of the many days that I wasn’t paying attention, Lindsay Lohan must have called strippers “whores” and “cunts” (the word of the day).
A little known secret is that strippers are more powerful than the mob, and ‘Ol Firecrotch had to make restitution.

“I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club’s “Turntable Tuesdays.” Next, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. “It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be turned on by that or not. On the one hand, strippers and lap dances. On the other, Lindsay Lohan, perhaps the one person I truly can’t stand just because of who she is. She doesn’t even have to anything other than exist to make me hate her.

On the other hand, fucking strippers, man.

By the way, I don’t buy that Perrier shit for one second. You know she was hittin’ the vodka and doing coke in the bathroom every five minutes. And PPS, I can’t stand Page Six. Fucking Post.

Apparently during one of the many days that I wasn’t paying attention, Lindsay Lohan must have called strippers “whores” and “cunts” (the word of the day).
A little known secret is that strippers are more powerful than the mob, and ‘Ol Firecrotch had to make restitution.

“I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club’s “Turntable Tuesdays.” Next, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. “It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be turned on by that or not. On the one hand, strippers and lap dances. On the other, Lindsay Lohan, perhaps the one person I truly can’t stand just because of who she is. She doesn’t even have to anything other than exist to make me hate her.

On the other hand, fucking strippers, man.

By the way, I don’t buy that Perrier shit for one second. You know she was hittin’ the vodka and doing coke in the bathroom every five minutes. And PPS, I can’t stand Page Six. Fucking Post.