Common Sense

For the last week, I haven’t been able to stop saying the word cunt.

It started innocently enough. A friend I work with found that word totally offensive… so I wouldn’t stop saying it. For like 45 minutes everything was “cunt” this and “fucking cunt” that. But when I say it, it is hilarious, so now she can’t stop laughing when she hears it.

We turned it into a party game last night. We went through book titles, movie titles, television shows, song lyrics replacing a word with “cunt.” We also had a really bad game of Balderdash where the “Cuntmaster 5000″ made its appearance.

My friend literally had to run to the bathroom to keep from peeing her pants when someone said “A cunt called Wanda.”

This is how far I have to go to keep from being depressed.