Common Sense

(Ed. note: I honestly couldn’t come up with another headline. Well, I came up with Cheney’s got a bun… in the oven, but that was just too over the top. Plus, I’m fairly certain I used Cheney’s got a gun when Dick shot that guy in the face.)

Mary Cheney is pregnant! Yes, the outwardly lesbian daughter of the vice president and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, are expecting. I wonder if Lynne Cheney will get all mad if someone points out the blatantly obvious fact that she is pregnant like when John Kerry mentioned Mary was gay during that debate. What? I’m just sayin’ is all.

Anyway, mazel tov to the proud parents.