Common Sense

Here I am, living a life full of chronic pain and walking with a cane, and Aaron Carter is engaged to a Playboy Playmate. No wonder I’m so depressed.

Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche - who previously dated his brother Nick - after proposing to her Saturday in Las Vegas while they were onstage in front of 200 people during the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort.

“I’m very excited about it,” Peniche tells People. “Aaron is the most genuine person I know. He’s kind, loving, and I love him so much. I don’t remember it happening. It was such a blur,” says Peniche about the surprise proposal. “I had no idea he was going to do this, but I’m glad he did.”

Really, at a time like this I just want to take my “happy pills” and add a lobotomy to the surgery list.