Common Sense

There must be a God if this story from The Superficial is true:

The billionaire founder of Virgin, Richard Branson, threw a Mad Hatter-themed birthday party for his son on Saturday and invited Paris Hilton to attend. According to the Daily Mail she agreed and wanted to dress as Alice in Wonderland so she’d be the center of attention, but when Branson found out he secretly ordered all 60 of his waitresses to dress as Alice, even pushing the prank further by deliberately mistaking her for one of the staff and asking her to get him a drink.

A rep for Paris (not the one that has to drive her around now that she doesn’t have a license) says she wasn’t even at the party. That should be easy enough to confirm or deny for Page Six or somebody else. For now, I’m going to assume Branson is the one who gets to ‘Ha-Ha’ at Paris’ expense.

It’s just too funny. Everybody hates Paris Hilton, even the fabulously wealthy.