Common Sense

It has been quite some time since I wrote of our old friend Bow Tie Boy. He switched to MSNBC in the afternoons and I really didn’t feel like setting my DVR to record a douchebag on purpose.

That may have to change.

It sounds like the answer to a “Jeopardy!” question gone terribly wrong: Jerry Springer, Tucker Carlson and Joey Lawrence.

No, the question is not “People one is likely to find on the televisions in Hell.”

All three will be part of the next season of “Dancing With the Stars” when it premieres Sept. 12. Yes, the list of contestants is once again a calvacade of strangeness.

I don’t know if I’ll be able to look away from such an awful train wreck. By the way, I get that Emmett Smith is a star, but when did that happen for Tucker? The only thing he’s really famous for is the time Jon Stewart called him a dick on Crossfire.