Common Sense

That has got to be a catchy song. It was written by Farrell’s stalker, who was in the audience of The Tonight Show last week when he was set to appear and confronted him with copies of her self-published book Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy.

Farrell’s asked for a restraining order to protect him and his family.

“I am concerned for the safety of my family,” Farrell states in the legal documents, “given Ms. Bradford’s ongoing course of conduct and escalating unwanted personal contact.”

Ms. Bradford has since filed her third lawsuit against the actor, asking for $10 million dollars.

This suit – for $10 million – is the third brought against Farrell by Bradford, who in November 2004 and July 2005 accused the actor of sexually harassing her. Both suits were dismissed.

At a press conference in downtown Los Angeles, Bradford defended her presence on The Tonight Show, saying her intention was to serve Farrell with a subpoena. She took umbrage at the actor referring to her as a “stalker,” part of the basis of her slander complaint.

If you constantly follow someone around, go to all of their public appearance, publish a book calling them a “dark twisted puppy” and if you write on your Web site that you are “waging war” with them, you might beare a stalker.

Bradford passed out copies of her self-published book, Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy, to the 10 journalists present, and said, “Colin has hurt me so deeply, and I’m here to disparage the rumors and lies. I am not a stalker, and he’s machete-chopped my name (in public).”

I’m glad I don’t have a copy of that book if that’s the best metaphor she can come up with character assassination.

What have we learned? Phone sex operators are crazy people, too.