Common Sense

The greatest news I could have possibly read appeared on my computer screen a few minutes ago: Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have “separated.”

A rep for Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro says the couple are “amicably separating” after almost three years of marriage. This will be Carmen’s second separation, the first to Dennis Rodman back in 1998 after only being married to him for five months.

I could do like a cool Photoshop of them being torn apart, but I’m not gonna. Instead, I’m just going to post a picture of Carmen to let her know I’m totally available. Carmen, if you’re out there, I want you to know I love you and I will marry you. I mean, you’re in my favorite episode of House and everything. We’d be perfect together… as long as you get turned on by pale bloggers in glasses who get into long, drawn-out discussions of Snakes on a Plane at work instead doing their job.

Do you?