Common Sense

I told you the end of the world was nigh upon us, so really I’m a kind of prophet. You should revere me, or something. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Granted, I said we had more time, but that’s a question of chronology and not accuracy. I guess 4 months in antichrist years is like 10 human years. It seems pretty obvious that Suri Cruise’s evil influence has already begun the end times. Just look at what’s going on in the Middle East right now. The Israelis are bombing the hell out of Lebanon. It won’t be much longer before the rest of the Muslim world wants to stick its nose in their business and they start doing something.

And to make matters worse, our president is a complete f-ing moron.

The way I see it, you have two options, you can start praying to Baby Shiloh, or you can start praying to my dog, The Jesus.