Common Sense

There’s just too much crap going on and I’m too drunk right now to not just curl up on the floor.

Alexandra DuPont returns from retirement to badmouth Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. She compares it to the Matrix sequels. WTF.

Watch this video of Rick Santorum from The Daily Show Thursday. He holds up a classified document on-air to talk about the WMD we found in Iraq the other week. Number one, I don’t think it was a real classified document because it was wrong. He was either lying about what it was or he was lying about what it said since we know the canisters we found were not what we were looking for for two years.

But if it was a real classified document, why does no one say anything about it? The N.Y. Times can’t write a story about classified documents but a senator can hold up one on TV? Fucking hypocritical Republicans.

Speaking of being pissed about classified documents, two morning hosts on Fox News advocated opening a Department of Censorship so the government can punish media and citizens who say things they don’t like. They were the Worst Persons in the World on Countdown last night and C&L has that video. When I find a transcript of that or a video, I’ll share it with you.

I’ve come up with a plan, and it makes perfect sense, I’m going to save all my pocket change and start blogging from a bunker. Things are just getting too freaking weird for me on the outside. A bunker with state of the art equipment to keep me off the grid and away from you people. Weirdos.