Common Sense

Or is he a pirate ghost. I can never remember which one he is.

The ghost pirate says…

“Come to Texas Tea & Coffee in McGregor, Texas for a special showing of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. It’s being put on by the nice people at Common Sense Blog, including their fabulously sexy editor, Nate Nance. Ha ha: Man kiss. The action is all on Wednesday, July 5 and things get rocking at 8 p.m.”

Dude, that’s the gayest thing since gay came to gay town. Really, you should just tell the nice people to come to the party… wait a minute! You’re not a real pirate! You’re Phil Ken Sebben, rich law firm partner. You just have an eye patch. I can’t belive I fell for it just because you said ‘Arrrg.’

If you want to see real pirates, come to the party at Texas Tea & Coffee next Wednesday.

The blog: http://www.commonsensetx.com

The place: Texas Tea & Coffee, 3rd and Main Streets, McGregor, Texas
http://www.texasteaandcoffee.com

The time: Wednesday, July 5th starting at 8 p.m. You can contact me at natenance@gmail.com for more info.