Common Sense

Oh wait, it’s not even really 6-6-06. We changed the calendar some time ago. I’ve already laid out my belief as to what the end times entail, and that should take at least another… 12 years.

If you still don’t believe me, consider the fact that all the money being made off of her baby pictures is going to charity. That is a messiah. I should know, I’ve followed a few.

The thing that amazes me is that we all seem happy to talk about the apocalypse and the shitty remake of a decent movie, but we all forgot that today is the anniversary of D-Day, too. How about that?