Common Sense

I’ve got the music blasting because I’m the only one in the house, muahahahahahaha! The parents are gone for the night and I’m here with just The Jesus and Celine Dion to keep me company.

I’m joking. I don’t own any Celine Dion CDs. I do have a fun mix CD that Bingsy mailed to me for my birthday and the one that Space Monkey burned for me when we tore ass-up drunk (lots of Weezer and Toadies). That was the night before I threw up in The Coffee Shop bathroom sink. I sense I may have told you too much.

Hey, I also have Marilyn Manson’s greatest hits album. Let’s listen to that. Yeah.