Common Sense

Don’t worry, the old one is still very much alive. Baghdad Babe just says she is bored there. Apparently, boobs get in the way of fighting a war, so she is relegated to sitting on base all day playing solitaire.

As luck would have it, President Bush is thinking about sending national guard troops (I didn’t even realize we had anymore of those) to patrol the border and prevent those dirty, dirty Mexicans from coming over here to mow our lawns while we sleep. Sinister.

Baghdad Babe wants on the waiting list because, well, you can’t get a decent margarita in Iraq. You can get a very dry martini (I feel like such a whore for telling that joke).

I’ll be interviewing for a new bureau chief shortly. If anyone has a friend or loved one in Iraq who would like to write about life there, the war, porn movie reviews, what have you. Send them my email address, natenance@gmail.com.