Common Sense

Today’s apparently the deadline the UN has given Iran to stop producing uranium (which happens to be my fave show on FUSE) which could be used in nuclear weapons. Iran’s president say “Unh uh, silly bastards.”

President Ahmadinejad (seen here wearing that same khaki jacket. He wears that thing like George W. Bush wears American flag lapel pins. He just change his country’s flag to the Gap logo and get it over with) keeps saying that his country has a right to produce nuclear power and that the enriched, bomb-grade uranium is for civilian purposes.

The rest of the world keeps saying “Are f-ing sh—-ing me?”

According to the IAEA report, they really do seem to have fuel-grade enriched uranium, but that doesn’t mean they don’t already have a stockpile of nuclear weapons from former Soviet satellite states, so we should invade.

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking ‘But last time we invaded a country we were sure had WMD didn’t turn out so well.’ This time will be different, I promise.